Designer sandwiches

I really hate them. Those sandwiches that just look sooo delicious in the café but then are just the hugest pain in the ass to eat ever. I call them “designer sandwiches”. The people that make them try and make it look as appetising as possible but when you try and eat it it’s just a mission doomed to fail. The ingredients fall out, they’re not evenly distributed throughout the sandwich, you need to work really hard to get the satisfaction from eating it that you originally expected… the list goes on. Damn you designer sandwiches!