Kimi Räikkönen is…

…so freakin’ hot. I do follow Formula 1 but I’ve spent the better part of the evening trying to justify my fascination with Finnish people. They’re just so cool. Then I wondered, where are the hot Finnish Quake players? Finnish people have such awesome names. If I get a kid, it’s gonna be called Jukka Pekka. Or Nico. Or Mika. Or something else Finnish and cute. Of course i’m going to have to marry a Finnish guy to get the killer last name (with a crazy meaning). I would totally go for Kurkipää (crane head), Hyvärinta (good breasts) or Kankkunen (hangover).

But back to the subject at hand: Räikkönen. He has been recognized for his hotness already, being a poster-boy for Tag Heuer along with Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods and that chick from kill bill whose name I never remember. I’m not really fond of the Tag Heuer pic though becuase it reminds me too much of the child Quake player Ivo “forever” Lindhout from the Netherlands:

Being hot, Räikkönen managed to pull a very beautiful wife, former Miss Scandinavia Jenni Dahlman. Seems like she’s a bit too tall for him though, oops!

I stumbled on a really funny story about Räikkönen’s crazy drunken shenannigans. This guy loves to drink. PURRI’s reply? “Of course he’s an alcoholic, he’s Finnish”. Apparently Kimi was kicked out of a strip club for wanking in front of two strippers. Hilarious.

Here’s a hint:

We look so happy together! HAHAHAHAHA… This does not in any way mean I have divorced my current “husband” Richard Kruspe.

Other hot Finnish men include Vesa Toskala… oh wow.