Man with worlds largest penis is a gamer

I always love to find quirky, famous and interesting people who enjoy playing video games as a hobby and this has to be one of my favourite finds (up there with Robin Williams).

While browsing the wonderful world wide web, I stumbed across an interesting article.

Not only is Jonah Falcon unemployed and looking for work and enjoys video games (like most of us) but he also holds the current world record for the largest penis in the world. The 39 year old is currently living at home with his mother and his gigantic 13.5 inch penis.

Falcon found himself having a hard time finding a job due to the “rough economy”. But previously, he was working as a video game reviewer. Yes, the man with the worlds largest penis has all of a sudden boosted average penis size of gamers.

After doing some digging I found out that he worked for the website Gamestooge and has been making posts under Jonah Falcon. Of course I had to stalk find out a bit more about Jonah’s nerdy side and I read in an interview he gave an interview to Your Tango where he says, “My future wife will have similar interests. After years of sex, someone whom I can identify with is paramount. Geeky stuff. Sci-fi, writing, games, etc.

Despite being gifted with something which could obviously help in a career in the adult film industry, Falcon doesn’t want to “do porn” because, “Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody.”

Wise words! Somebody gives this man a job!

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According to his twitter account he’s been playing lots of Mass Effect 2 lately. I wonder if he likes Quake? I wonder what his favourite game is? I have so many questions for this man!

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22 Comments

  1. Inane says:

    So many ‘questions to ask’ eh. :–| !!

    I wonder what kind of storm this kind of publicity will blow his way. :–D

  2. Liefje says:

    hahaha yes so many questions! i’d love an interview with him XD

  3. BJB says:

    Someone give him a swimming instructor job

    On side note, why didn’t you post this on esr, general gaming section? =))

    • Liefje says:

      ROFL@ swimming instructor :D

      Well I’m just not sure what is ESR-worthy. Normally I only like to post up original articles / interviews, not really news :) Feel free to put it in the forums ;D

  4. BJB says:

    “Feel free to put it in the forums”
    Can’t. I’m affraid his penis is nothink on the lan ^^

  5. Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

  6. Jonah Falcon says:

    Sorry, no Quake. I was an Unreal Tournament guy. I bought the original Quake in 1996, but even then, I preferred Duke 3D.

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