Ever wanted a pet dinosaur?

Well if your answer is a resounding yes, there may be an opportunity for you to finally make your dream come true. Before you get too excited though, this is just open to homeowners in Vancouver.

A talented individual who is fluent in dinosaur is offering dinosaur-esque services in exchange for a property in Vansterdam Vancouver:

Hahaha! I hope this person found what they were looking for. On a side note, I also hope it was a mansion that was actually distinguishable from a crack house!